I want him to exist in real life. I sometimes think about what it would be like to simply be near Tulkas, and the joyous lust for competition literally leaks into my facial expression and I start laughing angrily/happily. What a guy. Ron Swanson cowers before him. Obiwan cannot troll this manly man. Chuck Norris tried to make a Chuck Norris joke but Tulkas had claimed everything already. Frickin Cthulu can't stand up to this guy.
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Tulkas vs. Cthulhu: Fight of the Century!
Actually, I think the fight would last much longer than a century.
Tulkas is immune to fear and Cthulu runs on fear. Cthulu wouldn't last as long as Tulkas would take to wind up his arm.
There's a video for Tulkas. But you probably already know this.
I showed it to my entire friend circle.