I want him to exist in real life. I sometimes think about what it would be like to simply be near Tulkas, and the joyous lust for competition literally leaks into my facial expression and I start laughing angrily/happily. What a guy. Ron Swanson cowers before him. Obiwan cannot troll this manly man. Chuck Norris tried to make a Chuck Norris joke but Tulkas had claimed everything already. Frickin Cthulu can't stand up to this guy.